The United Socialist States of Tombilhion Sar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Julian Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.793 billion Tombilhion Sarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betogray. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tombilhion Sarian economy, worth 281 trillion Vitals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,926 Vitals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the justice of Tombilhion Sar is considered superior to that of other nations, and the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tombilhion Sar's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Tombilhion Sar is ranked 147,955th in the world and 510th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 59.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, the justice of Tombilhion Sar is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Tombilhion Sar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
- : Tombilhion Sar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : Following new legislation in Tombilhion Sar, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
